1) Gay friends are your free stylists.
2) Gays always know the most amazing, colorful, and tasty COCKtails .
3) After an intense party with gays, the houses always end up cleaner
than when the party started.
4) Gay friends dont care how fat your ass is, just how fabulous your dress
5) Gays are the friends you can talk about guys with without fear of them
stealing them from you.
6) Since gays are usually mad hot they can be your pretend rebound guy
after a messy breakup to make your ex jealous.
7) Gays can TEACH you how to give the worlds be