10 MORE reasons to be GAY

1) Gay friends are your free stylists.   

2) Gays always know the most amazing, colorful, and tasty “COCKtails” .

3) After an intense party with gays, the houses always end up cleaner  
                than when the party started.  

4) Gay friends don’t care how fat your ass is, just how fabulous your dress
                is.

5) Gays are the friends you can talk about guys with without fear of them
                stealing them from you.

6) Since gays are usually mad hot they can be your pretend rebound guy
                after a messy breakup to make your ex jealous.

7) Gays can TEACH you how to give the world’s best head.

8) Gays are more effective than the government when it comes to finding  
                 out rumors and gossip………. (Beware bitches).

9) A flamboyant gay friend will always divert attention from your cellulite.

10) Your gay friend’s outing can always make for a good excuse to miss a  
                boring invitation.